Bye Bye Baby

Bye Bye Baby

It hit me like a karate chop in the throat as I walked in the winter sunshine, one hand on the push-chair, the other holding the phone to my ear. My baby was pointing at things and grunting for me to wheel her over to explore them, but I was busy making The Call.

The one that I had been avoiding, the one that meant she really was going to be starting at nursery in just a few weeks, the one that meant our year at home together was nearly up, the one that meant my baby would soon be one year old, a toddler, a baby no more.

I hear my voice saying ‘oh she’s so lovely at the moment, into everything, standing up, cruising’.


Then ‘I can’t believe the year is over and it’s this time again’.


‘Anyway, I’ll see you on the 22nd, just one hour, yes?’


Then it’s just me and my baby again… What am I going to do without you?

That’s when it hit me, but it’s been brewing for weeks. Sentimentally mooning over your soft, fluffy baby hair, your pudgy little neck, your soulful blue eyes, so full of questions. The tears at bedtime were mine now, not yours; I can barely make it through ‘Peepo’ without my eyes blurring at ‘and a mother with a baby, just like him’.

The pressure to enjoy every moment, every last scrap of our special time together, the joy tinged with sadness, and the sadness even sadder, because it’s laced with the knowledge that we should be having fun, or at the very least be bathing in the euphoric glow of one another’s company, like that formula advert where they’re in a white room with a lovely bay window and the mum is really slim and has absolutely no snot, dribble or puke on her jumper.

Of course it hasn’t been just us for this last eleven months. Sure, we had three mornings a week to ourselves, napping, feeding and watching Netflix at first, recovering from the busy nights. Nowadays, we are making music, reading stories, singing songs, crawling up the hall and trying to pull the wi-fi router out of the wall.

But the rest of the time there was a whole other small person by my side, the prototype, number one, the big brother. A fragile and new dynamic as he had to make room for you, the interloper. Mostly happy – possibly due to the trampoline you bought him when you arrived – but not always, sometimes needing me so much but being told to wait, to share, to be patient.

The scar is faded below my still-soft belly, the place where you lived for those closest months. Can it really be almost a year since I brought my newborn home?

Perched on my shoulder, hidden in a sling, feeding you at the table while I tried to cut Plasticine shapes for your brother with my spare arm, saying ‘gentle…’ at least 800 times per day and still your head got poked, your arm got yanked, your cradle was rocked rather too vigorously. But you didn’t mind. Slotting into our family, and yet carving out your own space.

There were times when I thought I couldn’t do it, when the nights were so exhausting and the days were so awful. Breast-feeding/internet shopping all night, chasing around a feral toddler all day with a newborn attached to my boob or strapped to my chest; ‘No! Don’t drink from that drain cover’, and ‘Put that barbecue lighter fluid down!’

But mostly ‘Stooooop! Stop now! Come back here! Ooh look, what’s this in mummy’s hand? If you don’t come back now we’re going home. Right! We’re going home’.

Time shouldn’t fly when I spend so much of it awake, keeping two small humans alive and safe and fed and happy, but it does, it races by faster and faster until the days just flick by and when everyone’s asleep, I regret wishing the day was over during the 5.10pm dinner-time meltdown.

Now it’s you who’s making mischief, jumping on beds, accidentally eating the contents of your brother’s potty, and wriggling like a two stone serpent with a bowling ball for a head at bedtime.

But none of that matters when I look down at your round cheeks, your small, sleeping face as you feed, and I wish I could keep you as a baby forever, needing our closeness, my milk, letting you sleep on my chest, like when you were tiny, for old time’s sake.

And that’s it. We’re nearly done. I’m writing the list that I will give to your nursery so they can try to know you as well as I do; she is very adventurous, loves cuddles, taking things out of boxes and putting them back in again, reading stories, being tickled, she can say a few words, wave, clap, do the In the Night Garden dance, here’s her comforter, and if all else fails, just make Iggle Piggle sing and you’re golden.

How can I possibly distill everything I’ve learned about you in the last 11 months onto a sheet of notepaper?

It doesn’t feel like it’s time, but maybe it is. Every day you’re becoming more independent. It’s incredible to watch your single-minded slog as you turn commando shuffling into proper crawling, into standing up – no falling down – then standing up again, and oh god, she’s trying to bloody walk. And she’s down again. But not for long.

Soon you will be running, not crawling up the hall after your big brother, giggling together, a crew of two, a sight which fills my heart to the brim and then gives it a little stab as well. For the more you grow, the less I am needed.

But for now, you crawl back and climb up into my arms for a hug, which I savour.

Forgive me if I seem clingy, I promise it’s just a phase.

About Alison McGarragh-Murphy

Alison writes and edits stuff for The Motherload®, and is also a radio producer and broadcast journalist, a mum of two and a wife of one. Since becoming a mother she has (mostly) gladly swapped a busy social life of gigs, pubs, art galleries and museums for dancing in the kitchen, drinking on the sofa, finger painting and hanging out at the park. She talks incessantly about not having slept for three-and-half years.

Image credit: Alison McGarragh-Murphy

Alison McGarragh-Murphy

Alison McGarragh-Murphy writes and edits stuff for The Motherload, and is also a radio producer and broadcast journalist, a mum of two and a wife of one. Since becoming a mother she has (mostly) gladly swapped a busy social life of gigs, pubs, art galleries and museums for dancing in the kitchen, drinking on the sofa, finger painting and hanging out at the park. She talks incessantly about not having slept for five years. Follow Alison on Twitter @BertaFanta and on Facebook @ammblogs


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  1. Jill Misson

    3rd June 2016 at 11:35 pm

    Beautifully written Alison. Such vivid memories to note down before they fade or you forget those little details of when they were small.

    • Alison_MotherloadHQ

      4th June 2016 at 12:27 am

      Thanks Jill, those moments are fleeting and so special! x

  2. tits n teeth

    4th June 2016 at 9:15 am

    This made me well up,my youngest is 1 next month and I miss the tiny snuggles. I love the 10pm feed because she falls asleep in my arms afterwards and I get to drink in her squidgy face.
    They grow up too fast ? x

    • Alison_MotherloadHQ

      4th June 2016 at 9:34 pm

      Those sleepy moments are the last times when they feel like little babies – especially when they are so blimming wriggly all day! Can’t beat a good sniff and a snuggle. x

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