MOLO Video: Bouncy Castle Group (Ed Sheeran parody)

MOLO Video: Bouncy Castle Group (Ed Sheeran parody)

Bouncy Castle Group (Ed Sheeran Parody)

At 5am I was up and at ’em

I was praying that my toddler’d go to sleep

And tasted the sweet perfume of 5 cups of coffee

I was haggard then. It was 5am


The lack of sleep has broke me down

Mom friends and I have lost our senses

I’ve not seen a good lie in in so long I feel insane

And I can’t wait for nap time


I’m on my way

Driving at 30 down these commuter roads – ya I’m a mom I’m sensible

Singing to twinkle fucking twinkle

And I miss the way sleep makes me feel

Instead I will, I’ll herd the toddler at the crazy bouncy castle group


One friends gone back to work

One’s work inferred that her pumping is an inconvenience for them how is that legal?

One had triplets has gone insane

One has two under two

One’s already on number 5

One’s just drinking all the wine – that’s me

But these women raise me up

And I can’t wait for cocktail night


And I’m on my way

Just four more days til Friday

And we’re going OUT OUT

Pray for no nursery bugs or manflu

And I miss the way cocktails make me feel

I’m having Cosmos!

Just get through the toddlers at the bouncy castle crazy group

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About Riona O’ Connor

Riona, AKA The Unnatural Woman is an actor, singer, over-eater and blogger, usually found on a West End stage. Nowadays she spends much of her time despairing over how to entertain her young baby or plotting how to make Wine Time as compulsory as baby groups and cake.

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