The Offload: Episode 3 – The Hell of The School Run

The Offload: Episode 3 – The Hell of The School Run

Join Kate Dyson and Gillian Richardson for the third episode of The Offload! This week, they discuss the utter hell of The School Run, and it must be noted that they have only done it for the last seven months; mere amateurs! Still, they extol the panic of the morning as they wrangle with toddler tantrums, locate the bloody shoes, and use their best negotiation tactics before heading out of the door (at the same time the school door closes) to brave the gauntlet of The School RUN. No, literally – in Kate’s case, she always has to to run, dragging her kids behind her; meanwhile Gillian shoves popcorn into her twenty-one month old. 

How do YOU organise yourself for the School Run? Share your tips with Kate and Gillian in the vain hope they might get there on time tomorrow, as per their children’s wishes. 

Tune into The Offload on The Motherload® Group and website at 9pm, every Wednesday for the latest instalment, and don’t forget to let Kate and Gillian know what YOU would like them to ‘Offload’ about in the upcoming episodes by commenting on the threads! 

About Kate Dyson & Gillian Richardson 

Kate is the Founder of The Motherload®. Wife, mum to two girls, two cats and shit loads of washing in baskets that sit around the house waiting to be ironed. It never happens. Hater of exercise, denier of weight gain, lover of wine. Feminist. You can follow me on Twitter.

Gillian is a Mummy to two girls, wife to one husband. Freelance Journalist the rest of the time. Secretly wishes she was CJ Cregg and lived in the West Wing Universe. Atheist, feminist and general lover of gossip.

Kate Dyson

Kate is the Founder of The Motherload, the 'owner' of one husband, two daughters, two cats and one rabbit. She loves wine, loathes exercise and fervently believes in the power of women supporting women. Find me on instagram: @themotherloadhq

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