So no one told you life was gonna be this way (oh my god what do I do?)
Got leaky boobs and weird poo
Your love life’s D.O.A
It’s like a volcano between your thighs
Do ‘baby blues’ last a day, a week, a month, or even a year?
Cabbage leaves for you
When the cracks start to show
Frozen peas for you
When your hoohaa’s really sore
More fibre for you (ladies!!!)
Cause we need that first poo
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About Riona O’ Connor
Riona, AKA The Unnatural Woman is an actor, singer, over-eater and blogger, usually found on a West End stage. Nowadays she spends much of her time despairing over how to entertain her young baby or plotting how to make Wine Time as compulsory as baby groups and cake.
You can follow her on Facebook and here’s her brilliant blog
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