MOLO Video: Sexy Time

MOLO Video: Sexy Time

Sexy Time, by Riona O’Connor

She says ‘hey husband, I see you looking at me

Like you can see through my T but I’m feeling beastly’

See she’s not stopped all day

Her priority ain’t making you spray

Her wanting your loins are your date night wishes

She can’t multi-task your boner while she’s doing dishes

So here’s how to guarantee your date night pants come down

She’s tired so no porn you’re not getting your thing in the brown

Growl at granny knickers ignore snot stains

Bring your gaze to her eyes, don’t trace those varicose veins

If she’s all touched out there’ll be no tweaking

Try this foreplay and that bed will be squeaking

Descale that kettle scrape it out ya steam clean that floor

Don’t let dust settle scrub a dub the back of that drawer

Wipe that shower, bleach that toilet turn that hoover

on on on on on on

And you might get sexy time all night long – if the night were three
minutes long…

If you want to blow your load then put on a load… of washing

If you want to get your nut off scrub that dirt off… the bin

If you want to cream pie then bring her some pie… don’t eat it

If you want to dip your wick be patient with your dick… and clean it
bring her wine

Defrost that freezer, clean out that plug get out that hair

Don’t be an Ebeneezer give her treats then you say a prayer she’s

Not on her period, not had a bad day, had a good night’s sleep, run her a bath

Then you might get sexy time all night long – if the night were three
minutes long…

Like this? You’ll LOVE Riona’s other hilarious MOLO Videos, PregosaurusMommy Magic and The Bright Side

About Riona O’ Connor

Riona, AKA The Unnatural Woman is an actor, singer, over-eater and blogger, usually found on a West End stage. Nowadays she spends much of her time despairing over how to entertain her young baby or plotting how to make Wine Time as compulsory as baby groups and cake.



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