After School Clubbing

After School Clubbing

When my youngest was tiny I used to watch the Children’s TV Presenters on CBeebies with their nuclear-grade smiles and neon clothes and want to weep on their behalf. I knew how they felt on a Saturday morning when they’d…
It All Goes So Quickly…

It All Goes So Quickly…

It all goes so quickly! Pass me the worn out copy of Groundhog day (Columbia pictures, 1993) whilst I don't smile, and don't nod in agreement. Early motherhood is a shit storm, right? So let's not go pretending that it's…
My Post-baby Body

My Post-baby Body

I had a baby seven months ago, and I probably haven’t lost any weight since. I say ‘probably’, because I won’t weigh myself. I don’t remember the last time I did. I wasn’t a beautiful, pregnant woman. When I was…
What’s in a Name?

What’s in a Name?

My name is Lisa. I was perfectly happy about that until I opened a Drama School in my early 30’s and every fourth mother enrolling their child was called Lisa too. It was then I realised that my name gave…