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Pooing On A Plane
Years ago, a friend posed a theory, which was that no-one ever poos on a plane. He’d been on countless flights, some long, and he’d never had a poo on one. Had we? There was a group of us, drinking…
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I Pooed Myself In Labour
We've all heard whisperings of the woman who pooed herself during labour, and Kate wondered whether they were true. Then, she found out for sure...
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Things You Thought You’d Never Do….
Before you become a mum, you never imagine that five minutes on your own in the toilet could be considered the height of luxury...
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The Things I’ve Learnt about Cloth Nappies…
If you're even toying with the idea of using cloth nappies - be warned Helen Tourle will have you in the cloth camp before you know it!
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The Truth About: Poonamis
Poonami (noun) [Poo-nah-mee] Definition: A monumental infant bowel movement of such quantity and consistency that no nappy stands a chance of containing it, resulting in a disastrous mess. Before having a baby, I was blissfully unaware; I’d never even…
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Shitting a Brick: The Joys of Pregnancy Constipation
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I’m not sure what I could have done to deserve the past 28 minutes of hellish, hideous pregnancy constipation but it must have been bad...