Geraldine is a journalist and mum of three. She speaks several languages and has devoted much of her life to watching Neighbours. She adores celebrity trivia and despises housework. One day, she will be found buried under all the unsorted washing in her house in East Dulwich, South London.
The other day, I was in the supermarket when I came across a greetings card which said: “Sometimes, when I open my mouth, my mother comes out!” I know the feeling...
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