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Things No one Tells You About Having Kids
Find me a parent that hasn't been covered in vomit and I'll show you someone who can probably afford a nanny to be covered in vomit for them.
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Parklife: The Seven Ages of Mum
From The Newbie, to The Whistler, via the Losing Her Sh*t Mum, Alison plots life at the park through the Seven Ages of Mum.
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The Lessons of Motherhood: Every Day’s a School Day
It’s fair to say motherhood is a tough job. You get home from hospital with a tiny human being and no instruction book on what to do...
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Ditching the Dummy
The "advice" is to get rid of the dummy, along with bottles, by a year. I know precisely zero people who have managed to stick to this.
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Parenting Tips from a Bad Mum
Bribe them. 'If you stop trying to touch your brothers willy you can have a sticker later' or 'If you stop being a little shit you will be my favourite for the day' (that one's in my head)
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Now You Are One
Now you are one, I am suddenly overwhelmed with so many emotions that I thought had mellowed into the back of my mind; because my darling boy your arrival heralded my mental unravelling.
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A Letter to my Mother…
I know that when I was younger, there were moments when I was a little shit. And now that I am a mother myself, I apologise for the hell I put you through.
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Art For Art’s Sake
Finger paintings, papier mache dinosaurs, and indistinguishable blobs of clay. Beezy Marsh's home is being taken over by her children's art...