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About Aimee Horton
Aimee never remembers her age. Not because she is in denial, she just appears to be physically incapable of doing so. She’s an author who does a bit of branding on the side, and lives with her husband and two children in Lincoln. When Aimee isn’t working all hours god sends, she likes to drink gin, cook, and run. She’s also a trustee of a multi-academy trust and is a bit addicted to the Œhomes abroad section on Rightmove.co.uk.
Mummy Tribes: Why I Don’t Give a Toss
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Mummy Tribes: Why I Don’t Give a Toss

As long as you are doing the best you can, and your child is as happy as a child-with-first-world-problems can be, I've moved on to trying to remember whose football kit I need to pack for tomorrow.
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OMG! The Olivers Have Hired a Night Nurse!
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OMG! The Olivers Have Hired a Night Nurse!

Jamie and Jools Oliver have hired a night nurse and boy, are they getting bashed for it. But Aimee Horton says she'd have one in a heartbeat.
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Being Mum: Do As I Say, Not As I Do
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Being Mum: Do As I Say, Not As I Do

Being a mum means pretending to be as virtuous as Mary Poppins quite a lot of the time, but when the kids aren't looking, Aimee Horton is quite the rebel...
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End of Term Panic
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End of Term Panic

It's nearly the end of term and Aimee is peering over the precipice into the summer holidays, and saying 'cheers' to the teachers.
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Grown-up kids graffiti
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On Being a Grown-Up

Aimee Horton sometimes forgets she's supposed to be the grown-up...
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Embarrassing Mum moment captured on camera.
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Embarrassing Mum and Proud

It's taken me 34 years to not give a toss what anyone thinks about me. I don’t want my children to take as long so that's why I'm an embarrassing mum...
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EU Referendum: From The Mouths of Babes
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EU Referendum: From The Mouths of Babes

Aimee Horton tries to explain the EU referendum result to her two young sons...
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mums and booze
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Booze and Kids

I don't get drunk very often, but I'm determined to educate my children that you can still have fun without falling asleep in your own vomit.
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